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FDA Reconsiders Morning-After Pill, Now Renamed Marriage-After Pill |
| After years of delay, the FDA plans once again to reconsider the over-the-counter sales of the controversial Morning-After Pill, which the manufacturer has, due to the extensive passage of time, now renamed the Marriage-After Pill. Ready access to t... |
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Holy Shiite! Anti-American Demonstration in Baghdad |
| As if the Bush administration didnt have enough troubles in Iraq, now theres been a demonstration in Baghdaddy by hundreds of thousands of Shiite Muslims which featured such deeply religious themes as calls of Death to America! Since it was staged i... |
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Hillary Clinton Loses Patience; Demands Own Resignation |
| In a surprising turn of political morphing, Hillary Clinton announced that she has lost patience with herself and plans to demand her own resignation from the Senate. Fresh from her miscalculated call for the resignation of Secretary of Defense Dona... |
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Tony Blair - Perhaps The Cleverest Monkey On The WorldS Political Stage |
| While George Bush waved as he headed off to Texas for a holiday, Tony Blairs office announced that he was delaying his holiday to help work out a UN resolution for a ceasefire in Lebanon. "This is obviously a critical time. I think it is coming toge... |
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Magical Yahoo Readings |
| I should of stayed with Quick! I went back to Salem, the Witch city, where I previously lived for twelve years. But after one immature 40 year old, an eight hour walk, a year in a two bedroom apartment alone, Mr. Jeckyl and Mr Hyde Landlord, a frien... |
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Winning Ways at Interviews |
| Marketing communications copywriter Charlie Trumpess takes a humorous look at how best to tackle that age old terror, the job interview. Lets face it, job interviews are about as much fun as a hot wax with no anaesthetic. After all, attempting to sh... |
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Going Public |
| A recent welcome break in routine saw me on an airplane to Philadelphia. This destination may not be everyone's idea of a restful spot, but I happen to like the big city. Philadelphia, with its wonderful historical sites comfortably settled in a bus... |
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Will Brokeback Mountain Bring New Jeans Fashion Awareness For Gay Jeans? |
| You have heard about the epic love story set against the sweeping vistas of Wyoming and Texas, Brokeback Mountain tells the story of two young men - a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy - who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong... |
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Our Baby: The Grap |
| My wife and I are only about six weeks into this pregnancy thing and we're still trying to wrap our heads around this whole idea of having a baby, though we have wildly different thoughts on the subject. I'm worried about whether or not we'll be abl... |
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Cuba Libre? Not Yet, Amigo! Castro Survives; Millions Mourn |
| When word finally passed the lips of the communist regime in Cuba that Fidel Castro might be on his way to where his enemigos would like to see him go, Cubans in and out of the island nation celebrated. Then word began to trickle out of the party fa... |
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Hassan Nasrallah Destroys Own Country; Hailed As Hero |
| If we remember correctly, a person becomes a national hero when he saves, or at least helps save, his country. So were a bit perplexed that Hassan Nasrallah, the supposed leader of Hezbollah, who is patiently but effectively destroying his country,... |
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President Of Iran Orders Language Cleansing: Pizza To Be Renamed Elastic Loaf. |
| Carefully examining the many threats to Iran, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad detected them even in the foreign words and phrases that have managed to slip into the Persian language. So he sent forth a linguistic proclamation from his well-versed mind... |
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PBS Fires Cinderella; Calls Display Of Bare Foot Scandalous |
| As if it wasnt enough that PBS, the bastion of culture at the broadcast level, fired the host of the toddlertainment, The Good Night Show. Reason given: The sweet thing, by the name of Melanie Martinez, who is beloved by moms and kids alike, appeare... |
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Mike Wallace, The Clever Monkey of the Week, attempts to increase interest in a |
| After what we are told was a long pursuit of the unfortunate interview, Mike Wallace was finally summoned to Tehran for a meeting with the resident madman, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Once there, he waited an impolite week for an audience with the blustery... |
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E-Cards- The X-Age Medium To Express Your Emotions! |
| Gone are the old days of perspiring in a card gallery to choose the nearest appropriate message to convey to your dear one on the varied occasions of life. This is an era which Introduces E-Cards. This now makes it easy and fun to send a customized... |
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The Worst Article Ever Written |
| Hi. My name is Karen. Im writing this article to imrove my serp. Whats a serp? I mean my seo guy Dave told ,e to write an article. He said that then all these zines and websites would grab it then Id have lots of lnks for my site then when people lo... |
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Death to Fleas |
| Summers here in Texas can be brutal! The intense heat, the humidity. Not a summer passes without hearing of at least one person collapsing from heat exhaustion. I am fortunate to possess what every Texan aspires to own: air conditioning. Now that mi... |
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How To Name Your New Baby |
| One of the hundred million things new parents have to do is pick out a name for the baby, preferably before the child reaches his or her 18th birthday, if for no other reason than it is very difficult to register to vote when you are only known as B... |
